If you think college campuses shouldn’t allow students to carry concealed weapons on campus

If you think college campuses shouldn’t allow students to carry concealed weapons on campus. buy a big fat dildo today. Seriously.
Run, not walk, and join the “Campus (DILDO) Carry” movement. It may very well save student lives. Starting Aug. 1, 2016, it will be legal to carry concealed weapons onto college campuses. Protestors will come out swinging with other weapons: dildos.
Not so oddly in a totally odd state, while concealed guns will be legal, the open display of dildos is not. You would receive a citation for bringing a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for bringing a gun. Heaven forbid the Devilish power of a fake penis.
Starting on the first day of Long Session classes on August 24, 2016, supporting students will be strapping gigantic swinging dildos to their backpacks in protest of campus carry. Their rallying cry? “Cocks Not Glocks”. Dildos are as effective at protecting students from sociopathic shooters as concealed weapons but are much safer for recreational play.
Give your support no matter where you live. Perhaps join them on August 24 ,2016. You could maybe help keep the campus safe by forming a human wall of dildos around the campus.
I have a feeling that a lot of pro-concealed-carry frat boys and others will join in the protest because, well, dildos. After all, Texas has too many dildos on their campuses and legislature already.
#CocksNotGlocks